Splice

To metaphorically cut/shank. Figurative language used to express your distaste-aimed at an individual or establishment.

Just found out Becky cheated on me. Ima "splice her damn face".

Splice- to figuratively shank or cut

by Honey boo boo February 22, 2017

diet spliff

The 'healthiest' type of marijuana joint. Herbal tobacco is used instead of regular cigarette or rolling tobacco, and the skin is rolled backroll style meaning less paper is inhaled.

Diet spliffs are also a good way of fooling yourself into believing that you're cutting down.

"I know smoking weed is bad, but it's ok because I only roll diet spliffs."

by Ian Bailey April 1, 2007

spliff

a joint;
specifically, a cone shaped joint that is somewhat large and impressively rolled.

(when presenting)
el spliff!

by spliff master June 9, 2003

fat spliff

An especially large spliff.

"woah man, this is a fat spliff. i'm gonna google what we should do with this thing"
"just smoke it"
"yeah man just wait a second"
"you arent gonna find anything"
"wait ok. so i think we should smoke it."
"OK COOL"

by fatspliffs4lyfe November 27, 2013

spliff

a marijuana cigartette, esp. rolled with tobacco a la europe

Bid you to have any spliff, mon?

by Chuck March 31, 2003

Spliedt

phrase said or shouted during sex or masturbation while coming.

I spliedted all over her face.

by thebigzambonie November 29, 2009

Hippie Spliff

a cardboard toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets. used to blow danky smoke into to conceal the smell and makes your room smell like dryer sheets instead of dank nuggets

hey man blow that into the hippie spliff, i dont want my room to smell dank

by smokeganjaratm March 21, 2009