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hit the splat

basically when you hear a mf say this its time to dip
john: "ayo timmy we gotta hit the splat this place is to heated"

Timmy: "yeah your right lets get tf out of here"
by phononymous January 26, 2023
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Poop-splat

I got the poop-splat
by MartoTTown April 5, 2022
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splat-attack syndrome

pretending to be cute or shy like making a nice painting and telling everyone its garbage to get attention from others.
Yesterday he kept going on about his bad handwriting even though it was fine and everyone tried to comfort him. definitely a case of splat-attack syndrome
by definitely not dreg February 17, 2018
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Guppy Diarrhoea Splat

A word used to express a character in the Netflix movie "We Can Be Heroes" spraying her diarrhoea everywhere with her liquid controlling powers
by skydaddymb12 August 11, 2021
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Drunk splat

When you get drunk and jerk off outside
by Interfectorem lucem October 19, 2018
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Splat Rat

The act of giving a guy a blowjob, holding the cum in your mouth, and then using it to get a girl pregnant while eating her out.
I gave her a splat rat and now her boyfriend thinks it’s his.
by Diesel Truck March 19, 2025
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Wet Splats

Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.

People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.

Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
Wow, those Wet Splats were intense. I might not be able to fall asleep again after that.
by Father Jerry September 15, 2020
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