A Spiderman Bitch is when you are doing your partner doggystyle and you are about to climax you pull out ejaculate in your hand while telling your partner "Damn baby I feel like a super hero can you guess which one"as she turns to look at you in confusion you fling your ejaculated baby making juice in her face "making it look like the webbing from spiderman" while yelling Spiderman Bitch.
I blew my wad into my hand and used it as my webbing to shoot in my girls face whlie I yelled Spiderman Bitch while roleplaying in the bedroom.
by Salty Dub April 13, 2016
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When you have a few too many drinks at the bar and attempt to preform the spiderman on your woman, you end up throwing the jizz in your own face
I preformed a Drunkin Spiderman last night when I got home wasted from a bar. I was doing my wife, and right before I was gonna finish, I pulled out to preform the Spiderman; but b/c I was so drunk I accidently threw the jizz in my own face instead of hers
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My girl was pissed and wasn't given it up last night, so I gave her The Spiderman and now I have a restraining order
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