Saskatchewan Surprise

A phenomenon in which someone defecates on the floor of a Tim Horton's.

The cashier at the Horton's wouldn't say "sooory" when they messed up my order so I dropped a Saskatchewan Surprise in the middle of the floor.

by ZonaPeligrosa June 7, 2018

Saskatchewan smootch

A friendly gesture of acknowledgement and gratitude (in word or action) between Canadians regarding items Canadian in nature. Most prevalent when both parties are outside of Canada.

Gayle found herself on the receiving end of a Saskatchewan smootch when she shared her ketchup chips with David!

by AllTheHarps July 30, 2018

Spastamacunted

Absolutely, unequivocally shitfaced.

Luke: ''Look at Harry- he's so spastamacunted that he's basically become a puddle; I honestly can't tell where he ends and the vomit and semen begins.''

Harry: ''Please, I'm not drunk- I've been raped and have a head injury- I need a doctor''

Luke: ''Classic Harry- always joking around, covered in jizz''

by Anonymous submissions September 24, 2018

spasmanic

To be spastic in a manic way.

Jay is very talented but as the pressure of the day increases, he becomes spasmanic!

by danishgirl12 February 7, 2020

Saskatchewan Snake

In colder parts of the world, it’s common to see uses of electric oil pan heaters to assist with engine start-ups and ignition. However when someone forgets to un-plug their vehicle’s oil pan heater from
the extension cord, the result is a dangling cord behind a truck or car.

Did you see that guy’s car? He had a huge Saskatchewan Snake between the wheels!

by Tangerine Tango December 27, 2020

Saskatchewan Screamer

When you take your boner outside in sub-zero temperatures before putting it in your partner.

If my wife thought my bare feet were cold, wait until she catches this Saskatchewan Screamer.

by DeezNuts1981 January 16, 2022

Saskatchewan Cooler

The process of using accumulated snow to keep your alcohol cold. Usually seen in the form of throwing your warm beer into a snow bank for fast cooling results.

Yeah man my Kokanee was warm but we’ve got a foot of snow so I threw them in the old
Saskatchewan cooler and they cooled off real fast.

by Johnny Baboon 69 April 15, 2022