Snapple® Cider

Combining vodka and Snapple® Apple Juice Drink together, and passing it off as homemade apple cider.

Not to be confused with Snapple® Cider Vinegar.

Unlike regular apple cider, you get twice the kick and half the hangover when you drink Snapple® Cider.

Brah: "Hey Man, you try that new apple cider in the cans?"
Bruh: "Nah dude, I save my money by buying Snapple® Apple Juice Drink and some Silent Prince Vodka, and just mixing them together."
Brah: "So it's basically a Snapple® Cider, then?"

by friggsy August 27, 2019

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sapple

when fucking manny plays the game where you have to name things in alphabetical order and he just goes- apple, bapple, capple, dapple, eapple, fapple, and so on.

Manny: Sapple!
Mom and Dad (Susan n Frank): Yaaay!
Greg Heffley : i am this close to fucking losing it

by sapple June 4, 2020

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snapplefuzz

When a girl has way to much peach fuzz growing up to her navel, and out the back of her crack.

While at the beach Dajockamoe was overwhelmed by her beauty, until the sun angled just right showed off the Snapplefuzz that was flowing majestically out of her bikini bottom.

by Dajockamoe December 17, 2020

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Snapple

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've known each other, for so long. Now give me a Snapple because it makes me feel whole in this sad and pitiful world my idiot fucking friend is typing this shitty definition.

by YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED February 7, 2022

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Sapples

The coolest friend ever. Literally the best person on the planet of Earth. She’ll make you laugh in the estimate of 0.2 seconds. She can put a smile on your face just with a simple “hello”. She always accepts you for who you are and is there for you when you need to let your feelings out. She’s so supportive and is just honestly amazing.

Imagine not having Sapples as your friend, couldn’t be me

by kimiko00 April 22, 2022

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