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Spider Militia

A group of vague and shadowy individuals who's sole purpose is to abduct people, either randomly or with an unknown premise which is equally illogical to that of David Schwimmer's existence. In extreme cases, the family of those abducted will also be taken. After being taken the individuals seem to vanish immediately and everybody who had known them seem perfectly fine with it.
Person: I'm better than anybody else because I believe I am. Since I believe it, it must be true because I am too amazing to ever be wrong.

Person #2: You better be careful, the Spider Militia is going to come and steal you and your entire family seeing as you're a pretentious snob.
by Dr. Hipposkapolis December 30, 2010
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spagerti

spaghetti that no one else wants to try because it is dirty!!
Carlo is the only one who wants to eat the spagerti.
by siniganggang June 16, 2017
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Spider for all seasons

A spider that is not just for Halloween. But for all seasons, summer, spring, fall and winter. Since spiders are always around us in every season and the stereotype that they are only for Halloween needs to be eliminated.
oh that must be a spider for all seasons
by Gerbmarge February 13, 2020
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Spider-Man: Commits Tax Fraud

Probably a film worthy of the name perfection. A film that basically throws every other movie down the toilet. A film that makes Avengers Endgame look like a home movie. This movie went down as the first 200% film on Rotten Tomatoes.
God damn, that new film was incredible.

What was it called?
Spider-Man: Commits Tax Fraud
by Men? February 18, 2020
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spade head

some one with a ginormous forehead, this person is typically named "ashton"
by bigdickgarry April 2, 2020
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spider

one of the 2 creations made by the devil himself along with the wasp,spiders are creepy creatures,some poisonous and some just creepy
I burned my house bc there was a spider
by Asulsmallpp May 14, 2021
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Spider lover

Someone who loves the sight of pubic hair peeking from the panty line.
Some like sideboob, some like a glimpse of stocking top, and some are spider lovers
by Lovespider December 6, 2021
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