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One-Eyed Trouser Snake

A variation on the ever-popular "Trouser Snake", however the prefix added to insure that there is no doubt to what exactly the person is referring to which is coiled in his pants. That is to say, a penis, especially one of considerable length, doubly so if it's snake-like, and almost most certainly if the possesor of said wang must tuck it in his sock or coil it up. See also- Trouser Snake
"Xavier, a refined gigalo on the streets of Canterbury, could raise a generous tuppence with the help of his one-eyed trouser snake"
by Sekkai December 13, 2003
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snake belt

the tendency of back seat belts of newer model cars to continually adjust throughout the ride, slowly constricting the victim like an anaconda. This is more prone in overweight individuals, which leaves the belt pressed into their fat approximately 1 inch. The only solution for snake belt is to undo the belt and start the process over again.
Frank: "How long till we get to Chik-Fil-A. I've got a crazy case of snake belt going on back here."
Alex: "Just undo it and start over. You don't wanna end up like Jon Voight."
by I'mTotallyNotDave October 21, 2010
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SnakeArnold

a person who vapes all day and plays minecraft. also known as a person who is very lazy or selfish.
you have been acting like a SnakeArnold recently
by joey pruszenski September 19, 2021
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Milk Snake

Like the snake bite before it, this delicious drink is sure to make your liver smile. First, you fill your glass half way with cider, then, using a Guinness spoon or well adjusted plastic fork, you layer your favorite milk stout on top. Voila, the milk snake is born!
Guy 1: Oh no! There's a milk snake in my boot!
Guy 2: Quick! Drink it!
by Laura the Lab Rat November 23, 2010
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cunt snake

A two-faced twathole, reptile type of bitch.
Did you hear that backstabbing cunt snake talking shit? Watch out for her, she's a cunt snake.
by ms_behaven January 26, 2018
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Bum Snake

Bum Snake is the alter-ego of Seb. A part of the ASSvengers, he is a sassy Italian baker from NYC. When Bum Snake toots, the aromas have mind-bending powers that allow him to control the minds of the people around him. He makes a good cake too.
Robber: "Yo Bum Snake! Gimme all your money!"

*Bum Snake toots*

Bum Snake: "No. You give me your money!"

Robber: "...okay"
by GasLeak February 5, 2020
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jungle snake

Some black guy that has a huge cock. I mean just massive. At least 13 inches or more. Used for gay porn titles.
“Bro are you seeing this”
“Yeah that jungle snake is going IN
Watching this makes me feel even MORE gay”
by DatCracker01 July 17, 2021
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