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Milkshake

In the song, "milkshake" means hand job! Not the way a woman carries her body.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you but I'll have to charge....lalalalala warm it up!"
by Amy Martini July 15, 2008
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Turd Milkshake Fallacy

A logical fallacy whereby someone points out that one thing is better than another when, in fact, both items in the comparison are horrible.
Person A: "I'd much rather hook up with Girl-X, she's better looking than Girl-Y."

Person B: "That's like saying you'd rather drink a turd milkshake instead of being beaten savagely with cacti. While the turd milkshake may arguably be better, it's still a turd milkshake and it still sucks. My point is that you shouldn't sleep with either of those heinous-looking girls, and your turd milkshake fallacy isn't helping your argument."
by ironchef8000 May 2, 2009
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Alabama Chocolate Milkshake

When a group of horny, gay, black men get together and have an orgy. Usually containing around 60 individuals.
Boy 1- "What's going on in that house?"
Boy 2- "Crap I think it's an Alabama Chocolate Milkshake"
Boy 1- "Shit, run!"
by 5dorra October 14, 2016
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Strawberry Milkshake

After giving a girl (or guy) a nice big facial, the reciever punches the giver in the nose. The mix of semen and blood looks like a strawberry milkshake.
After I ran out of juice, I gave her a knee in the nose and mixed it around using a reverse basket of fruit
by ben May 13, 2005
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slovakian milkshake

when a woman (preferably slovakian) sticks a straw in the hole in a man's penis and sucks out sperm from inside.
dude she gave me a total slovakian milkshake, but I can't get this straw out of my dick.
by BHAIRYD November 20, 2011
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montana milkshake

1. When you give a girl laxatives then you butt fuck her and she poops on your dick and you slap her in the face with your shit covered penis
Guy 1: Dude, PJ and Ginna did a Montana Milkshake at my grandma's house

Guy 2: Dude, thats disgusting

Guy 1: Yea, but Pj said it felt kinda good
by Urban Chaos May 29, 2007
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milkshake

What "brings all the boys to the yard" and causes them to fall in love with you and do whatever you want.

If you're milkshake is really good you don't even have to ask, they do it automatically.

A milkshake is a female's mojo. Something that can't be taught but is inborn. Either you have it or you don't.

That coupled with looks is magic.
Rachel had every guy on the street after her when she walked down the road. Her milkshake can't be beat.

Amy's boyfriend gave her 100'000's of dollars and she didn't even ask for it. Her personality, her pussy, her beauty and that magic something make guys do whatever she desires and she dosen't even have to ask for it.

Brit gets everything for free her milkshake is so bangin.
by It's better than yours..... February 15, 2010
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