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slippery tomato

a slippery tomato is when a female has her period all over a smooth floor surface then the male partner curls into a ball then rools his balled up body through the the trail of bloody discharge face first into the female's reach where she will then forcefuly and unexpecidly thrust his face into her bloody vagina.
did you hear about tom giving amanda a slippery tomato last night?

NO!!! what a sick bastard
by poopy97 June 14, 2011
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Slippery Bitch

A woman who at first seems cool but turns out to be one sneaky bitch, commonly an extreme and sinister one.
Man, that Good Samaritan lady from MISERY turned out to be one slippery bitch!

I was about to do this hott 10 but the slippery bitch turned out to be a dude!

I thought I was the true playa but I got played by that ho yo, coz that slippery bitch was doing key members of my main rival street gang!
by thequietsun August 7, 2011
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slipping a nugget

Otherwise known as "following through" when a person farts and accidentally lets out a small piece of poo.
~ why are you slipping nuggets over Fifa?!
~ don't slip a nugget!
~ stop slipping nuggets!
~ look everyone, he's slipped a nugget!
~ stop slipping a nugget!
by nugget slipper February 22, 2014
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Safe Shipping Zone

A safe shipping zone is a space (typically a blog or website) where it is safe to "ship" any fictional pairings. The term is intended for the HP fandom and their pairings but can extend to any and all fandoms. Safe shipping zone means that you will not be judged for whatever characters you decide to "ship" (or want to be together) regardless of who they are and their sex/age/gender. It promotes a non-bullying atmosphere and encourages others to be respectful of certain pairings.
This is a safe shipping zone, you can ship whatever fictional or real life pairings you want without any judgement!
by acciotheprincestale October 5, 2011
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Glass slipper

When a man with an exceptionally large wang finds a special woman who can take the full length and girth during sex after struggling to get it in any other woman.
Ray is searching for his glass slipper . It's like Prince Charming is searching for Cinderella. His dick needs a perfect fitting pussy.
by Channing's Wife April 22, 2016
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the slippery magician

the slippery magician takes some planning
1st. raw dog some chick from behind in front of a one story window
2nd. mid pump pull out and have a buddy take over without the girl knowing
3rd. walk out side and wave to her
She didnt find the humor in it when i gave her the Slippery Magician.
by Mr. Fist January 26, 2006
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slipping in the turning lane

To get car jacked in the far right lane at an intersection because you stopped instead of rolling through and making the right turn. This term was made infamous in Texas. Mainly in the Houston, Dallas, and Port Arthur areas. Car jackers set up and hide at intersections waiting for a vehicle of there liking to roll through. If it stops and is in the turning lane, car jackers ambush the vehicle, get in and make the right for the previous driver never to be seen again. Car jackers who do this, have no shortage of victims in Texas. Many people in Texas have slabs and/or customized, flashy vehicles and one of the ways they show them off is by moving slow or stopping in the turning lane near intersections.
When your in Texas, don't EVER get caught slipping in the turning lane.
by Iceman929 March 3, 2008
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