pimp the situation 

Make the best out of the moment / Wing it, dude...

Person 1: Hey dude, I'm falling for this girls but I'm too shy to talk to her.
Person 2: pimp the situation, pussy.

pimp the situation by OfficialHAA April 21, 2017

Thommy Thommy Situation 

A statement used against someone when they are in a difficult or uncomfortable situation that they don’t know how to get out of,they avoid or get rid of this situation by ‘ghosting’ or ignoring it.

Person 1: Bro this girl fucks w me but i don’t feel the same way,and i don’t know how to handle it.
Person 2: Damn bro,it looks like you’re in a Thommy Thommy Situation

Person 1: I guess i have to ghost her :(

Thommy Thommy Situation by Thommyyy1x January 27, 2021

Moisturize my situation

The state of being low on money and needing to find a source or better source of cash flow.

Yeah the job interview went well but it sounds like you don't make much starting out and you know I have to moisturize my situation.

Moisturize my situation by jdawg56269 March 27, 2010

Must-Rape Situation 

A situation in which you are morally obligated to rape someone.

There was a hot redhead sleeping face down in my bed. It was a must-rape situation.

Must-Rape Situation by Davor Jumbotron April 7, 2007

700 mile situation 

noun. circumstance under which one is seperated by great distance from the object of their affection. can be synonymous with a long distance relationship.

They keep telling me to date someone local, by heart's wrapped up in this 700 mile situation I'm in.

700 mile situation by Res! May 4, 2005

Point and tail situation 

A situation where someone comes in at the tail end of a conversation and doesn't get the point of the conversation and is a dumbass who tries to put in their two cents.

Kyle: ... and that's why I learned to play the super Mario brothers theme song on guitar.

David: Oh, interesting story.
Dumbass guy: (while butting in) I can play guitar too!
Kyle: It's really more of a point and tail situation.

point tail situation

Point and tail situation by Whatthefat July 20, 2010

The Situation 

Nickname of Mike Sorrentino of Jersey Shore, this decade's first great anti-hero.

The Situation is my new god.

The Situation by Young Ice Trey April 12, 2010