tortoise shell

The result of cooling of the testis. The scrotum rises, shrinks and hardens, resembling a tortoise shell. Often goes hand in hand with shrinkage of the nob.

Steve, "The water is freezing today."
Morty, "Yeah man, I got a tortoise shell"

by Chris Avis March 27, 2008

Taco Shelling

Taco Shelling is the female equivalent to tea bagging. That is to say when a woman squats over someone and presses her vagina into them. This can range anywhere from a sexual act to an amusing act when done as a prank or even a humiliating act when performed upon a defeated opponent. This is named as thus due to the internal and 'wrapping around' nature of the vagina. The act is akin to putting meat (or other things) into a taco.

We all laughed as we watched Jennifer taco shelling Sarah's face because she fell asleep on the couch again.

by Gorshum April 12, 2011

Salty Shellfish

A female's vagina aka snatch after a long day at the beach. The Salty Shellfish is noted by its aromatic qualities including an amalgam of sea water, sweat, vaginal juice, sand and dripping sunscreen and tanning oils.

Dan: Where is your girlfriend today?
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

shellhammer

to devise a sneaky plan in taste to leave somewhere. you feel like ripping your fingers off and frying them. or baking them...just because you're there. and the people around you are total hicks.

to be ditched because you are way too weird and/or high.

"courtney, let's shellhammer this kevin kid. he is wayyyyy too much of a hick."

"oh wow, do you guys realize we were just shellhammered? i guess we're way too weird and high for them. usually we do the shellhammering."

by vickyanne88 March 11, 2009

Shellak

Previously smoked weed laying on and in the cracks of your table, to be recovered and smoked even though it may contain varnish.

That shellak is totally weedable!

That shellak made me go blind!!

by AKRat-Tat-Tat October 17, 2009

Shelley Falls

A fictional waterfall, where seashells cascade in colorful array over a cliff landing in a meadow below, leaving treasure to be found later by children and their parents.

Shelley Falls (actively showering from 6 am to 8 am each day) leaves a myriad of seashells in the meadow, glistening in the sun and delighting the hearts of children.

by Mijoy February 7, 2010

Shelling the Port

Naval term for smashing a land based female

I shelled the port when we stopped over at portmouth docks - shelling the port

by The Sleeper mk2 January 17, 2012