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Shoveling the driveway

When you lick the cum off a girls back.
The other night I came so much on Sally's back I was shoveling the driveway twice!
by Fridge Eyes February 5, 2010
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Shit Before Showering

A lesson some people may have to Lear the hard way. When someone has a really bad shit but then has to take a shower ( usually during Shit, Shower, Shave time.) and while taking the shower, they must endure the smell of poop for however long their shower is.
Dude 1: damn it smells in here! Next time I'd better shit before showering.
by Hempn March 2, 2010
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Shivering Blowjob

When your getting a blowjob from a girl, you put a popsicle in her ass to make her shiver.
Hey can you give me a shivering blowjob tonight , yes I love a popsicle in my booty .
by Laggy4 April 8, 2020
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Hovering Cosby

A piece of poop that is still half way in your anus and half way out of your anus
GOD DAMN IT I HAVE A HOVERING COSBY! GRANDMA GET THE LAX I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE A TOUGH one
by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010
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servering

a term commonly used by offshore it support staff to say a server is up and running and fully functional with no issues found. this term has been widely adopted and slowly being used by international it services companies.
"the server is servering"
"the server has bluescreened and unable to continue servering"
by Dudebro5000 June 4, 2013
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shoving a copy of halo 2 multiplayer map pack up my bussy

if you don't understand what the hell this is, you might be so retarded you considered doing this.
"i want to start shoving a copy of halo 2 multiplayer map pack up my bussy with you"
"hell no"
by Tyronelexbengie May 29, 2019
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savering

Savering - verb. (saver, savered) To stare at your computer screen without doing anything for so long that the screen saver turns on.
"Work is so boring. I have been savering almost all day."
"I savered a few times because nobody has called the help desk all day"
"I haven't been able to focus on anything, I just sit at my desk and saver"
by seiryuu December 10, 2008
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