happy-shampoo-dance

when you dance around with shampoo on your head and your all happy and shit.

Let us dance the happy-shampoo-dance!
Indeed, we shall!
(Crazy Indian music begins playing)

by Fluffy Marshmallow November 14, 2003

Shmappy

To be in a more positive state than Happy

"You look happy today"
"I'm better than happy; I'm shmappy!"

by Lwlcross May 21, 2008

Shampiss

v. When an almost-empty bottle of shampoo is turned upside-down, and the shampoo that collects at the bottom spills out too fast when it's opened.

n. A practical joke involving urinating in another person's shampoo bottle. Also see shampee.

1. "God, I hate when I'm low on shampoo. I have to turn the bottle upside down."
"This is a problem how?"
"Well when I open the bottle, it tends to shampiss all over."

2. "That jackoff slept with my sister and never called her, so I made him some shampiss when I asked to use his bathroom yesterday. Serves him right."

by Pinkey_Sherbet July 14, 2009

pappity schmapp

noun and verb: Sexual intercourse.

I could use a good pappity schmapp.

It's been 2 weeks since I've pappity schmapped.

What are you doing later? Do you want to come over and pappity schmapp?

by La Jarina February 5, 2010

shampipple

1-The late great Red Fox coined it a mixture of shampange and ripple wine

Fred -This is my favorite wine !

Grady -What is it?

Fred -Its shampipple

by troubledemon March 31, 2009

shampoo

A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).

Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 10, 2003

shit shower shave and shampoo

getting yourself ready to go out.

lachlan: hey mate you wanna come over to my place?
ben: yer just let me shit shower shave n shampoo first. hokay?

by blommy May 22, 2005