by erik scharff December 15, 2008
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by JD Smith December 10, 2006
Get the Schnarf McGigglepants mug.With every shot of whiskey we drank last night,we yelled "SCHLARG"...consequently the next morning,everyone felt like "schlarg"
by Phred Wasted February 16, 2008
Get the schlarg mug.1. verb- the act of schaafing. when you have been given alcohol or other judgment imparment substances and then taken advantages sexually by the person providing you with the substance.
You are at a party, a guy gives you a lot of jungle juice, causing you to almost blackout or blackout. He then begins making out with you. You would never make out with him if you were sober, or even slightly drunk. You've just been schaafed
by Michelle Bradley February 10, 2009
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Get the Schlarp mug.An unsavory female (particularly redhead) with hairy unwholesome bits. Though a made-up term, it is intentionally aesthetically reminiscent of something from the Russian language--thereby conjuring up effective mental images of ghastly hairy transsexuals and horrible yeti beasts with atrocious halitosis and cold sores of mysterious origin. Synonymous with and applicable in all contexts in which the term 'swamp donkey' would come into play. Originally coined by a certain Dave C of FL, the term remains unequivocal in its brilliance.
Stacey was such a fucking schnaarg vaarg in high school. When I daydream in the meadow, I often like to imagine she has remained largely unchanged in her ways and overall appearance, and thus remains a schnaarg vaarg.
by Robb-a-dob February 6, 2008
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