Salmon Fillet

A salmon fillet refers to the vagina of a young, well groomed, well maintained girl who’s pussy is a reflection of this...

The pussy has the look, feel and elasticity of a razor thin slit in a fresh salmon fillet that has been placed in the microwave for a period of 15 seconds (to become body temperature)

"Dude, I went out with this sick asian school girl last night"

"For real, how was the pussy?"

"salmon fillet motherfucker"

by Nayna's mate Berry May 20, 2009

sammons

"don't pull as sammons" is a common saying nowadays. It's like saying don't be a dumbass, except in a nice way. Usually when someone does something n00bish and no words can express the stupidity you have just witnessed, simply say "don't pull a sammons"

A serious example is when someone puts a marshmallow in to the microwave and heats it for two minutes and sits there watching amazed yelling "Dude, the mellow got pwned!"

When you drop by seeing your microwave dripping with ooze on the sides like the gremlins in the movie "gremlins", then here is the best time to say "don't pull a sammons"

by Tran the man May 20, 2006

Salmon Toupee

A very hairy vagina that is overgown, unkept, dirty and smells extremely fishy.

Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

Symone

The sweetest, most amazing best friend to have. Understanding and always kind. She's always there when you need her the most.

Thanks Symone, for always being there.

by LMUFF July 14, 2010

Barking Salmon

The act of making your sex partner (female) puke while having sex with her doggy style for the purposes of contracting and squeezing her vaginal walls. The reference comes from the twitching and contortions that the female makes while puking that looks like a salmon flopping upstream.

Bob finally got Sally to perform a barking salmon last night and things got a little messy.

by VonVytis January 20, 2006

Landing a salmon

The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.

Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.

by ***KIN YALDY March 8, 2009

Salmon

What a man calls the the colour of his jumper when he doesn't want to admit he's wearing pink.

"My jumpers not pink, it's salmon"

by Shegoes April 1, 2015