sarcasm

The brain's natural defense against the less intelligent.

Girl: "Oh my god, are you crying?"
Smarter Girl: "No, I'm just pretending to be a fountain."
Girl: "Was that sarcasm?"
Smarter Girl: "No, of course not."

by BetterThanYourMom January 12, 2014

[/sarcasm]

Usually used in message boards to denote that the statement you have just posted has a sarcastic tone. Comes from HTML code.

Wow, you are the best because you have a high post count./sarcasm

by Porn-O's June 11, 2006

National Sarcasm Society (NSS)

When a person uses sarcasm 24/7
(doesnt have to be every conversation you have with somebody but,uses sarcasm every day)

Person 1:why am I shorter than everbody else?

Person 2:Because gravity hates you and only you duh! I thought you would've known by now.

Person 2:Oh im sorry im part of the National Sarcasm Society (NSS).

by Keanu 'Fucking' Urfasetoolonge July 24, 2010

No problem lieutenant sarcasm

the response to the phrase thank you captain obvious which is made when something stupid and obvious has bees said.

The sky is blue!
Thank you captain obvious
No problem lieutenant sarcasm

by thegirlthatkrumps November 28, 2010

saraswati-bicycle

An electrifying dance move.

Badman floored all the ladies with the saraswati-bicycle that night.

by Nicks_inputs March 30, 2010

Sarasota

Lifeless, overpriced beach town on the west Florida coast. Not very friendly, bad traffic, not much to do, terrible job market. Lots and lots and lots of old people. A dead-end feeling where the sense of futility and a vague depression are enhanced by constant sunshine and high humidity. Very nice beaches, though. A good place to relax for a few days if you like roasting in the sun. Don't move here.

Wow, that waitress just ripped us off, and we tipped her good, too. I've been Sarasota'd!!

by AddiesDad February 28, 2013

sarcasm

saying something ironically

saying the opposite of what you mean in a jokingly "as a matter of fact" tone

From Disney's The Lion King 1 1/2

(after trying to break up Simba and Nala)
Timon: Well, that worked like a dream.
Pumbaa: It did?
Timon: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?

by Zippitydoodah June 18, 2008