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Fat Samurai Medic 

Fat Samurai Medic is an army medic at Fire Base Baghtu in Afghanistan. He is an ex-Suumo wrestler that carries a gigantic Ka-Bar knife strapped to the back of his belt. It is rumored that he uses it to cut himself out of his tan t-shirts at the end of each day.
Fat Samurai Medicccccccccccc!

Dirty Samurai

Right before ejaculation, the male spreads his legs, bends his knees, grabs his member with both hands, and yells "Kyaaaaah" at the top of his lungs while ejaculating.

May or may not actually involve sex.
I gave Cathy the Dirty Samurai last night. Gotta clean the carpet now.
Dirty Samurai by Bubbabobobbrain August 15, 2008

white samurai 

A specific type of "white-knight" in which the male is also a weeaboo.
Bro! Did you see Jimmy last night? He took on five guys in Elder Scrolls Online with nothing but a katana... Just because they insulted some random girl! And all while watching hentai on his second monitor! He is such a white samurai.
white samurai by RIP R6-D9 May 28, 2017

steel samurai

The popular kids TV show in "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney", and the warrior of Neo Olde Tokyo.
Cody: "What's the popular quote of The Steel Samurai episode 8?"
Maya: "You want some fries with that?"
steel samurai by demmyboy October 25, 2018

Foolish Samurai Warrior 

A foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a foolish shape-shifting coconut wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an UNSPEAKABLE coconut wielding a magic sword-wielding a shapeshifting sword-wielding an evil sword-wielding a sword-wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword-wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword.
Aku: But a foolish samurai warrior
samurai: A foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a foolish shape-shifiting coconut wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an UNSPEAKABLE coconut wielding a magic sword wielding a shapeshifiting sword wielding a evil sword wielding a sword wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword.

The Samurai 

The largest and most known YouTube community to exist. It's leader is the one and only, Coryxkenshin aka The Shogun himself.
User:Yo, what youtube community are you part of?
User2:Oh, I'm one of The Samurai!
The Samurai by RoachEar October 7, 2020