Swinglered

A massively unfortunate incident caused by several small, easily avoidable circumstances and excessively poor decision making.

I really Swinglered my car when I decide to throw that soft-drink through my sunroof onto that other guy's car, and he proceeded to chase me for 45 minutes, hurling debris at me and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage to my car exterior.

by Rockteh January 7, 2013

swiss sense booty

A booty so good and soft you can use it as a pillow.

Guy 1: how did you sleep last night over by that girl?
Guy 2: I slept heavenly because she has a swiss sense booty

by kroepoek June 12, 2014

Swipe Hype

The swipe hype is when you use an online dating app, such as: Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc. and you’re describing it to your friends. The idea is that since you’re swiping left or right, you get on a roll and are either matching with a lot of people or you are not. When you’re matching with a lot, you’ve hit the Swipe Hype.

“Hey man what are you doing on your phone over there?”

“Just hittin up that Swipe Hype to try and meet someone tonight!”

“You meet anyone on the Swipe Hype yet?”

“Nah, not yet. Still on the Swipe Hype though.

by CBAX May 9, 2019

straight switch

when in a hetereosexual relationship you can play the role as dominant and submissive

Person 1: what do you like in bed?
Person 2: straight switch
Person 3: what's that?
Person 2: where she can dominate me or I can dominate her

by Straight Switch April 2, 2015

Service Switch

Someone who is a switch in bed, that is, someone who can be a Dom or Sub in bed depending on the situation, who also prefers to service their partner during sex. Focusing on their partners pleasure rather than their own, or taking pleasure in their partner's pleasure.

John's a Service Switch, he knows when to take charge, when to lie back, and always knows how to make his partner feel good.

by AveryTheMango September 27, 2022

Chicken Swinger

1) A pejorative term for a Jew referring to the killing of chickens as part of an atonement ritual practiced by orthodox Jews on the eve of Yom Kippur known as kapparot;

2) An orthodox Jew (in particular).

Even among major media, serious discussion about peace in the Middle East is inevitably preempted by the intrusion of a walleyed chicken swinger ranting about Israel's "right to exist."

by JebediahSpringfield88 January 12, 2023

swissity

(noun) An overwhelming feeling of inquisitive aggravation, animosity, or frustration induced by BK Randies in the Call of Duty franchise, flamingos, MLG Mexicans, speedrunners, and/or PuRe_AzN. May also be perceptible in challenged mathematics, Swiss cheese, and yodeling. Origins: Mispronunciation of common french verb phrase conjugation "Je suis," adding an -ity as a suffix, to make it a noun.

"This guy literally jumped and killed me in mid air, without even giving me an opportunity to scope in. I am sick of the swissity."
"Wow, he must be following PuRe_AzN's footsteps!"

by Lu-G October 16, 2013