stoking the fire

Contraction of a saying which refers to businesslike sex with a girl who is not facially attractive.

"You don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire."

by ninjabadger May 24, 2004

stoke factor

the way in wich you measure stoke. can be used in both literal and sarcastic ways.

sarcasm: DUDE i have math finals in five minutes and i did not study STOKE FACTOR AT TEN!

literal: BRO! look at the pow! theres going to be some gnar pow tommrow for us to go put some sticks in the snow! STOKE FACTOR AT TEN!! 5 FEET OF FRESH!

by PSN_BIGTOTS January 10, 2012

robo-stoked

adj. more than stoked, like Robocop was more than a cop.

Jane Seymore was robo-stoked that Robocop was on TBS 3 nights a week with 3 chances to watch.

by Steve Mahanahan December 13, 2007

spreading the stoke

a nice phrase skateboard companies use instead of "marketing"

saying it automatically makes someone a kook.

company rep: yeah we're out here spreading the stoke and turning kids onto the sport
realist: yeah you're just taking advantage of impressionable kids and getting them to buy your boards with their parents money

by heartfullofnapalm December 05, 2011

Stoke city

A city full of inbred bastards, who all have 6 fingers. The city is also home to a small football team who’s fans who walk around in there XXXXXXL shirts eating kebabs and claiming that jack Butland is a good goal keeper despite him being shite

“I’m going to the stoke city game” all 4 of their fans

by Jonny big balls February 05, 2019

jack stokes

very small in every way no one like him and no one ever will

that guy is such a jack stokes

that guy is tiny he must be a jack stokes

by vector spark November 01, 2014

Ben Stokes

Allrounder. Plays cricket for England. My English fans call me the best allrounder in the world. What are they smoking🤣🤣? Clearly Shakib and Jadeja are better.

I am an umpiring howler merchant and I live in Ashwin's pocket. I am Ben Stokes.

by I am Ashwin's bunny. May 18, 2021