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Twitter Stance

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.
Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.
by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011
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Rob-Stance

Standing with your spine straight & your legs at a 45-degree angle away from each other so they form a 2D pyramid of sorts. The Rob-Stance was designed to achieve higher levels of thought as well as skill learning.

It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.

It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.
guy 1: These tables are so damn short, we need bigger ones!
guy 2: Just Rob-Stance.
by Le Boy September 12, 2022
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Buffalo Stance

Stubbornness; stalemate in an interaction, argument, etc.
by Palindromic July 20, 2022
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Stance

the definition of stance is when you take a photo of someone standing awkwardly. You also can just take a photo of someone just standing
when you take a photo of someone standing and caption it with the word stance
by Stance Macie. December 10, 2022
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Crotcho stance

Person who comes into an office in short shorts and puts their leg up on the table and starts hip thrusting towards the person at the desk
Did you see the way man in uniform just crotcho stanced me?
by Jimbo2479 October 21, 2019
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