Stall Wisdom

Anything written on the walls of a public toilet.

Dude 1: They still fail to understand why they are failing to understand.
Dude 2: Whoah, that's deep brah.
Dude 1: Read it on a wall when I was taking a dump.
Dude 2: Stall Wisdom...

by Shaheed Mantis. January 9, 2016

toilet stalling

To stall for time by staying in the toilet stall after finishing your business, until other people in the bathroom have left, to avoid the awkward encounter.

Toilet stalling: "I was taking a crap, and then I heard the boss come in, so I toilet-stalled until he left."

by wicked son December 18, 2011

Paint the stall

When you have explosive diarrhea and you barely get your pants off when your shit sprays at least 3 walls of a public bathroom stall.

I think I had food poisoning because I had to paint the stall on my way to work.

by Yourmommaspanties March 9, 2021

Stall Doggin

Raw dogging but in a bathroom stall.

Where did Jimmy and that girl go?

I think he’s in the bathroom stall doggin her.

by Young Speedster October 15, 2021

[bathroom stalling]

The act of going into a bathroom and not actually using the toilet or urinal,just killing time.Done so you dont look like an idiot in public,but an idiot in private.

God my sister took forever!
I was bathroom stalling for like 45 minutes,i was bored out of my ass.

by Davion Williams February 24, 2009

stall bomb

to take a massive shit in a public stall where it becomes unusable until it is cleaned or unclogged

Kyle took a massive stall bomb in the gas station bathroom

by Wellfare Boy 1113 December 15, 2016

mormon stall

1. The time between when a mormon approches you, and finally leaves you alone. Could be anywhere from a minute to 15 minutes depending on how badly they want to get laid.

2. A great excuse for being late.

Boss: "John why are you late for work?"

John: "Sorry boss, I had a mormon stall."

Boss: "Fuck man I'm sorry, I hate when that shit happens!"

by 8088Y80M8 January 1, 2012