OOOOOOO shhiiittttt

An expression intellectuals use when faced with a conflict. Saying this phrase and expressing your concern will evidently increase your IQ by 55 pts.

teacher: "we will be returning the tests at the end of class"
Student; "OOOOOOO shhiiittttt"

by shordymagnet69 February 5, 2019

shisit

Like the word shit but cooler

holey shisit nigger your dead

by Billy Lloyd May 13, 2005

shiitake slap

"shiitake slap" also known as mushroom slapping, or cock smacking, is the action of cock smacking. A shiitake slap is when a person (usually circumsized male) slaps another person with their genetilia, leaving a mushroom imprint on their head.

Jake shiitake slapped Khale and left a mushroom imprint on his head.
I will shiitake slap you!

by Aces R High October 20, 2006

shiiibonix

the abbreviation and conjugation of already vulgar and offensive words to make them slightly less offensive and vulgar...but they still are way cool to use...

i saw some niii's cappin this little white biiii...it was the shiiii

by BENDINGUNIT THE TWENTY SECOND November 27, 2004

son of a shiite

A more pleasant name for son of a bitch, derogatory to Arabs and/or complete fucktards.

Abula-Muhammed: Check out my new math alogorithms!
Joe: Shut the fuck up you son of a shiite, and while you're at it shimmy up my mule.

by Haywood Jablome October 15, 2003

give-a-shititis

Giving a shit; caring about something. Generally used in sarcasm, though sometimes give-a-shititis is used with a preceding negator, such as doesn't-give-a-shititis, or I-don't-give-a-shititis.

Related to give-a-fuck bay, I don't give a shit, and so on.

Wow, after hearing you pour out your heart, I really want to help. You've given me a total case of give-a-shititis for retarded ugly children.

by medic007 June 17, 2008

shititch

a scratch to the ass due to incessant itching. should not be executed in public.

"I was standing outside the club when I had a shititch, man that shit was embarassing but i had to do it."

by itsaterribleone December 22, 2008