Cult Ritual

A ritualistic curse that Taylor Swift performs to make her enemies flop on the charts.

Taylor Swift performed a cult ritual to make Katy Perry flop with success, as Witness was a disaster.

by Spideyrule May 27, 2018

Shrek ritual

The shrek ritual is usually called Shrek is Love Shrek is Life. You may or may have not been warned about this. It’s deadly to some individuals. Welp. Idk what to say anymore. Just don’t do it

Police: u hear that
Person: ya
Police: some one did the shrek ritual

by BillyBobJoeMama October 28, 2019

Death_Ritur

Death_Ritur, is probally a word on here, and my roblox user and my nickname, Deathly can be used for anyone. c:

P1: That person Death_Ritur sucks at bedwars!
Me: back the FUCK up, I like it but that game hard. p.s. IM DEATHLY BITCH!!

by Death_Ritur December 9, 2021

Ling’s ritual

Pleasing yourself so hard, your bellend pops

I did Ling’s ritual last night, I had to have seven stitches but it was worth it.

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017

Red Apple Ritual

A premarital ritual in which a woman's virginity is tested by sleeping on white sheets. If there is blood on the sheets she gets a basket of apples, and will bury some of them. If there is no blood, then her finance must bloody the sheets by brute force and bury what was the soon to be wife.

You know love is in the air when you see a couple walking to the check out counter with new white sheets and a large axe for the Red Apple Ritual.

by Impudicus May 4, 2021

Weiner-mobile ritual

A ritual in which a German-speaker take a Weiner sausage, attaches wheels on it and rides it, the Weiner-mobile, from Frankfurt to Bavaria while drinking beer.

Hey bro, my man Walter just performed a Weiner-mobile Ritual. I know right, he's so cool!

by Viguple September 20, 2021

rital

Offensive word for Italian

I hate that fucking rital twat.

by armel February 4, 2004