wake-up retardation

A condition in which a person does, says, or thinks stupid things because he has just woken up and is not fully functional yet.

I accidentally put toothpaste on my washcloth because I was suffering from wake-up retardation.

by Mr. Sneakers September 21, 2009

Genital Retardation Syndrome

When your dick spins like the blades of a helicopter.

1: Dude, you just slapped me with your dick!
2: Sorry man, Genital Retardation Syndrome.
2: Ah, k. It's cool

by brutald January 10, 2008

Retardamis

One who is far beynd being retarded or a retardaholic. The retardamis is someone that is a professional at being retarded. The best of the best; the elite

Come forth retardamis and explain to me what it is like to be truely retarded

by Stengy18 January 13, 2010

Retardation

This is simply the process of becoming a retard.

My friend is going through retardation.

by Virtual Image October 21, 2017

Penile Retardation

A penis that became deformed after undergoing extensive rubbing and or punching/ biting; A stabbed cock; "You you know cock torture? It's the repercussions of that."

Yo dude, don't stick that #2 in your dick bro, I did that. Now i suffer from PENILE RETARDATION. You may not notice the effects at first but i assure you they are insidious.

by psylence July 11, 2015

Retardando

A retarded man, mainly applies to Mexicans.

You messed up again you stupid Mexican. Go hop back over the fence Retardando.

by more_cowbell_tiger July 8, 2011

retardacy

A minor, usually temporary act of mental retardation, often seen in adolescents.

I wanted to call Buff, but thanks to her retardacy she left her phone here on the charger.

by CWWordford April 18, 2009