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13 reasons why

The best show/book ever to be created. Also the biggest emotional rollercoaster you will ever ride with all its ups and downs you will definitely shed some tears and will want to rewatch it again and again.
"Man did you finish 13 reasons why, yet?"

" Yea after sitting on the bathroom floor crying i rewatched it for the second time."
by brezymcfezy April 8, 2017
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Reason why

A tautology; the 'reason' is 'why'.
The reason why I'm a pretentious idiot is because I don't know how to think clearly.
by johnnydadda March 30, 2009
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resonating

The act of marijuana turning into resin inside a bowl, bong, or wrap. This happens when the weed being smoked heats up and forms a sticky, black substance that can be collected and resmoked.
I realized how much bud had been resonating in my bowl when I scrapped it, that shit got me high as fuck while we straight chillin.
by FingerPudding August 31, 2016
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22 reasons to stay single:

Women, wear your badge of 'single-ness' proudly. I like being single. Getting involved is scary. Here's why:

1. you can no longer collect or give your number to the really hot guys
2. you have to get ready for huge disappointments (forgetten birthdays, holidays, etc...)
3. you can no longer trust your best friend. (you have to watch her out of the corner of your eye when with your man.)
4. you have to explain to your parents who the new guy is
5. no more eating two double cheeseburgers. Just a salad and water.
6. you have to pretend to like the cheesy gift he presented to you in front of everyone.
7. you have to stop your embarrassing habits.
8. you have to start calling yourself fat for recognition b/c he doesn't compliment you enough.
9. you cant wear the gramma panties anymore
10. you have to shave
11. you have to cook for two now
12. you have to deal with vicious rumors spread by his ex and her posse.
13. if you're nice to a male in public, he'll call it flirting and use it as his permanent defense in every argument.
14. He won't respect the cat.
15. He'll tell his buddies that you're stingy with the 'putty', but in fact, when you're in the mood, he's tiiired
16. you eventually have to deal with the break up
17. everyone wants to know how you two met, regardless how incredibly boring it was.
18. you have to put on your fake smile and endure 3 long hours of candy-coated insults or awkward silence when meeting his parents'.
19. After the breakup, your paranoia will convince you that he wants to torch the cat, thus causing you thousands in expensive therapy.
20. If your mother likes him and you two break up, she'll always refer to him as 'the one that got away.'
21. You have to start laughing at his jokes, regardless of how lame they are.
22. You have to hold your farts in



Miss Britney Kneecap
Tip for those in relationships: If you have Mexican for dinner, never EVER let him follow you to the bathroom. You will be sorry.... and so will he.
by Miss Britney Kneecap June 20, 2004
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Reasonably Professional

Completion of a task or project at an minimally acceptable, but not stellar, level.

Often because of external factors or other's contributions which directly impact your ability to complete the task, but are outside of your control.
Joe: How did the report turn out?

Ted: Well we never got the final numbers from Jason's team, but we were able to put something reasonably professional together at the last minute.
by Murkalurk84 March 28, 2016
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Reeson

Reeson is just a chill laid back person who stays true to himself.He always cares for other people and hardly ever says “no” to people.Reeson is a popular kid who everyone likes and has no haters.Also he’s a young wild nigga so ain’t shit you can tell him
That guy is a Reeson for sure
by UnknownKillerxx January 4, 2018
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reionna

one of the bestest friends in the world if you stumble apon one KEEP HER! a different spelling of : "rihana". also a literal potato.
oml "reionna" is the bestest how do you not know her!?!?
by sara_fox17 June 30, 2019
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