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Rodney

The finest person in the whole world. Defender of the poor. Will love you when you are weak. Gift giver.
What's that fine guy's name? Rodney 1st in command!
by J'loo March 14, 2017
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ROMNEY'D

After doing your taxes, you may find out that you've paid more than 13.9% on your income. Perhaps you paid 20, 25, or even 30%. Your income is also probably a lot less than the $42,000,000 in compensation that 2012 Presidential candidate Mitt Romney only paid 13.9% in federal income taxes on. When you discover this, well you've been Romney'd.
You fill out a 1040 and find that you've paid the IRS an effective rate of 25% on the $50,000 in income you earned. Since your income is less than $42MM, and your tax rate is above 13.9%, you just got Romney'd.

NOTE: In order to get Romney'd, you cannot currently be a "job creator."
by LivingInLosAngeles February 19, 2012
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Romneyache

I sharp pain in the frontal lobe caused from overexposure to bullshit coming from Mitt Romney's mouth.
I need to hit up Wal Mart for some painkillers. I have a major romneyache from the debate.
by AmanO3 October 17, 2012
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Rodney

Rodney is a good looking young man that is super intelligent with an intense charismatic personality that draws people to him.

Rodney is quiet most of the time and very vocal the rest of the time! He's got a real of tha wall sense of humor but the truth is he's got one of the most genuine smiles in the entire world!

Rodney is very picky when it comes to the ladies that he dates and with whom he chooses to be partnered up with! He has the type of good looks that are considered rugged yet he also looks like he could be a librarian.

He's a tech nerd with the skills of the CEO of a fortune 500 company! He's a die hard friend that sticks to his partna's like glue.

People respect Rodney bc he demands respect in the way he carries himself throughout any given day. He loves to read and he likes to reminisce over the magazines he's collected over the years!

If you have Rodney as a best bud then you know he's your best bud for life! Rodney will blindly have your back bc he knows how crucial loyalty is between neighbors.

Rodney also has one of the most infectious laughs that I've ever heard so whenever I hear Rodney laugh, I know his face is also lit up with a very nice, shiny smile!

Rodney is one of those kind of people that you automatically want to keep when you meet him!
He's DEFINITELY a keeper, so when you are blessed with a Rodney, don't ever let him go!
Rodney smiled wickedly to himself, keeping the joke to himself bc if he hadn't, the teacher was going to take immediate action!
by cheLLe1963 April 30, 2021
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rodney rude

A funny Australian comedian who has great albums such as "Yah Mum's Bum" and "Rude Basterd".
by Gareth October 26, 2003
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mitt romney ads

Stupid video ads that pop up on any site that have to do with the Republican politician Mitt Romney and usually take up to 30 seconds wasting your time.
Person: oh look ___ made a new video!
*opens youtube video*
*ad pops up and says*: "Mitt Romney is a your future."
Person: -_- fucking mitt romney ads... *waits 17 seconds*
by theaverageinternetuser August 11, 2012
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Romney Hood

Noun. Someone who robs from the poor and gives to the rich.
Romney Hood raised taxes on the middle class while giving the top 1% a tax cut.
by *KBTTkUEn*5o9bE@ August 6, 2012
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