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Rolland

Rolland, a cool kid. Unique and superior to the Roland's consisting of only one L. Rolland has two because he hands it out frequently to scrubs. Rolland is into penguins and has a strange infatuation with Chef Boyardee. Overall is a nice, wholesome guy. Rolland is an observant, perceptive person, so don't try lying to him, because he'll find out in a matter of seconds. He also has trouble listening to orders, so you must threaten him to get him to comply.
Geoffphrey: "Yo...who's that guy over there with the nice ass?"
Vienna: "Yeah that's my friend, ROLLAND."
Geoffphrey: "Awesome!"
by viennasausages October 10, 2019
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Rolla Princess Syndrome

At the university in Rolla, MO, the ratio of males to females is about 3 to 1. Rolla Princess Syndrome (RPS for short) is defined as a woman who thinks that just because she has tits, she can get anything she damn well pleases no matter what the cost to others.
1. Girl to Guy: "I'm cute and have boobs, so buy me alcohol!"
2. Girl: "None of the guys here are good enough for me."
Guy: "I think someone is suffering from Rolla Princess Syndrome. You should get that checked out."
by -Lofty April 21, 2010
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pinch and roll

The ONLY comfortable and workable way to scratch one's scrotum. Actual scratching does not work, as the scrotal entity slides around under the fingers. To achieve results, the scrotum is pinched between the fingers and rolled back and forth.
Sweetie-darling, if you really want to scratch the boys, you must remember to use the pinch and roll technique.
by Chris Secrest August 12, 2008
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rock and roll doctor

A friendly and reliable recreational drug dealer. Usually just sells weed and hash. These good ones are hard to come by.
"Man, what a week. I've gotta see my rock and roll doctor."
by Running out of patience June 20, 2008
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rock-n-roll buckaroo

a phrase used to provoke ghosts and demons. Often used while laying in a pentagram in the basement of a haunted house while ghost hunting with your excessively paranoid friend.
Shane: *lying on pentagram*

Shane: here we go!
Ryan: you're out of your mind!
Shane: rock-n-roll buckaroo!
Shane: (talking to demons:) if you want to eat my heart, turn that light on...
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Evony Rolled

When someone clicks on an Evony ad because they saw breasts but come across a pathetic ripoff of Sid Meier's Civilization.

Background Information: Evony launched a controversial web-advertising campaign that depicted a buxom, scantily clad woman showing major cleavage next to some text encouraging you to play.
I thought I was gonna see some softcore porno, but it was just a stupid game. I got Evony Rolled.
by TheInquisitor August 1, 2009
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how I roll

Brendan: Hey Rob, why are you at a 20% in science?
Rob: Because I don't hand in any homework
Brendan: Why?
Rob: Because that's how I roll.
by Brendan Frank Wozniak May 13, 2006
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