Quinning

When your piece of shit older brother calls you a pussy at the dinner table and you take 200 advice to make your self feel better

Im going to start is quinning it

by Quinn-ing January 9, 2026

Joe Quinned

To do one of the following things while drinking:

1) Lose your phone
2) Lose your wallet
3) Lose your wallet and phone and post about it on Facebook
4) Wake up at home and not remember how you got there without your phone or wallet
5) Pass out in random places for a few hours then disappear
6) Get blackout drunk before the sun goes down

"I got so Joe Quinned last night I need to find my Jeep then go to the bank to get a new card and the Sprint store to get a new phone."

"I would call you but I Joe Quinned my phone last night."

"I was Joe Quinned by 3pm yesterday I dont remember how I got home."

by Jingles15 August 9, 2013

Spencer Quinney

Spencer Quinney is a mystical creature that is know to kiss old men in their sleep. Spencer Quinney is sexually attracted to men and men only. However, there is one exception. He likes one woman, named Chamoy. Every night while Chamoy is sleeping Spencer Quinney goes to her house and watches her. Sometimes he gets a little excited and tickles her a little bit. Spencer Quinney has a blinding light that emits from his crotch. If you try to look at his teeny peenie you will lose the ability to see forever. Spencer Quinney does not usually kill, however, if you open your eyes or try to defend yourself while he is tickling you at night, he might get aggressive and hurt or kill you, or sometimes if he really likes you, he will tickle you harder. Sometimes there is a chance that he will tickle you so hard that you die. Spencer Quinney likes to touch people at night so make sure you lock your doors!

Spencer Quinney tickled me last night.

Oh, cool.

by Nebap February 1, 2024