Purrniture

(noun) 1. Humans from the perspective of cats. 2. A being for cats to lounge upon whilst napping. 3. Somebody for cats to stand upon whilst demanding petting or complaining about the quality of gooshy food or the condition of the litter box. 4. The treating of humans like furniture.

Fifi yawned sleepily, sprawled on her purrniture, while getting her tummy rubbed.

Spartacus stood on his purrniture's lap, headbutted her face, and demanded scritches.

by Kittehslave42 September 30, 2012

purralysis

A condition causing an inability to move for fear of disturbing one or more sleeping cats.

I was extremely thirsty, but purralysis overtook me and I was not quenched.

by Jennaferocious September 7, 2013

puerto rican paintbrush

when a man shoves his ball sack into a woman's asshole, then slaps his shit covered nuts all over the woman's face.

After that Puerto Rican Paintbrush he gave me, I had to shower 3 times just to get the stink and shit off my face and hair!!! starving artist

by Mr. Dooseldorf November 5, 2014

PUERTO RICAN POCKET

When a woman places a non sexual object in her bra for storage or safe keeping.

I put it in my puerto rican pocket.

by Hnasty212818 July 13, 2016

puerto rican freakin

Freaky puerto rican, puerto female with a high sex drive

My bestie is better known as Puerto Rican Freakin'

by KP7 June 16, 2017

Puritanical

Religious rules limiting the sexual expressions of members of the group.

The puritanical leader forbade my Mother from wearing pants or perfume.

by Babyface1936 February 1, 2020

purrnayeon

someone who makes every kpop stan happy on tik tok

purrnayeon is good and if you dont stan them whats wrong with you

by woodzmom March 13, 2021