preemptive friend zone

the act of putting someone in the friend zone before they make any attempt to make moves on the other party. this allows for less confusion and emotional drama later on in the friendship.

Guy 1: Ashley has so many guy friends.
Guy 2: That's because she always make friends with them before they can ask her out.

Nice guys make up a disproportionate amount of preemptive friend zonees

by abominable snowmonster November 12, 2009

Preemptive tuck

d1. the act of strategically situating one's penis prior to an inevitable erection in order to avoid embarrassment

d2. tucking your flacid dick somewhere not noticeable when you know you're about to get a boner

She's really cute and I know she's a long hugger so I did a preemptive tuck into the waistband before we said goodbye.

by hewhocreatesall August 8, 2010

preeshita

a very cool loyal friend who always got your back and is too savage too handle and can burn you into ashes

1.who is that savage cool kid?
its "preeshita"

2.you are such a 'preeshita' friend

by notyouraveragemahilanigg September 18, 2018

Preeny

Celebrities and wannabees defined and obsessed with their brand and image.

The Kardashians are the most preeny family on the planet.

He fills his page with the most preeny selfies.

by Laughing ennui October 30, 2018

pareesae

The sexiest woman out there. She is so stunning even girls fall in love with her. She is kind, sweet, genuine and has a heart of gold. She has a great sense of humor and always brags about it. All men want her, all women want to be her!

Whoa! here comes Pareesae, i'm already drooling!

by xoxokewlness November 29, 2018

pareea

pareea almost always looks like a used tissue, although she has good style she still can't dress. Pareea sits in bed all day like a pice of junk mail no purpose, untouched, unloved, useless.

pareea is a fully bitch

by ougabouga May 4, 2022

Preeshie weeshie

A way to say thank you. In the late 1990s many urban youth coined the term as a play on the word “appreciate.”

“Here, I made you some cookies.”
“Aww, preeshie weeshie!”

by Michelle Riley February 6, 2023