purty scale

the scale by which the physical attributes of males and females are weighed, measured and often found wanting. the scale ranks thusly:

10 - Chuck Norris (who no one can ever hope to surpass)
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(in betweeners like Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus both of whom were created in Disney Labs.)
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1 - Paris Hilton ( as low as it gets )

corey: "Wow! Nick Jonas is an 8.5 on the purty scale!"

danielle: "Nah if we're ranking on the purty scale I'd say he's more of an 8."

jenna: "Who's Nick Jonas?"

by ChelseyD. October 30, 2008

puffy#8817

A discord user, they use any pronouns and are a famous actor.

did u hear about puffy#8817???

yeah theyre so cool!

by oqimi December 29, 2021

Silly Putty

When you take your sack and stretch it to cover a girls face, similar to silly putty

Dude, so I met this chick, and we went back to my crib, but her face wasn't lookin right, so I had to silly putty her.

by CDUNKMTOWN October 18, 2008

Puffy

A female erection/ when the vaginal lips have swollen.

Male is to boner as female is to puffy

by jesus<3sme December 22, 2009

butt putty

1. Material used to fill excessive asscrack.
2. Product for controling diarrhea.

1.Man, there ain't enough butt putty in the world for the plummer that fixed my sink this morning.
2.That burrito tore me up. I'll never get off the toilet unless I get some kind of butt putty.

by gmoneycobra December 27, 2007

Puffy

The external vaginal lips. Different level's of 'puffiness' are determined by the size and shape of the lips. Puffy is often reffered to if seen through particularly tight articles of clothing (Spandex)...do not confuse with Camel Toe

"Hot damn, I thought that girl had a hotdog tucked up unda' her crotch, but that was her puffy!"

by Melvin_Lover August 15, 2006

puty tang

looking at a girls but and crotch

"damb look at that puty tang"

by ez-e December 23, 2002