Pinto

A term based on the 1971 Ford Pinto used to describe an unerect penis.

Bill: Every time i look at you I go Pinto instantly!

Jane: F**k you! *SLAP*

by thevagdestroyer March 17, 2011

little pinto bean

a little beca

grants little pinto bean

by dodibluntcuh October 21, 2010

Pinto-dweller

One whose home is a Ford Pinto.

My uncle Joe is a mortgageless, narcoleptic, ghetto-bitch Pinto-dweller.

by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

Pinto

1. A Spick
2. A Mexican without a job who just cruises around in his dunebuggy all day yelling at other assholes like himself and attractive women, whom he has no chance whatsoever of getting with.

Oh Shit, who invited Luis? We might as well call him Pinto. He should get off his lazy ass and get a job.

by Koontzy Baby December 28, 2005

Pinkton

A small liberal arts school in New Jersey. It's not the greatest school, but two of the sweetest people ever go there: Danny Destructio and Benjamin Death.

"Yeah we're from New Jersey. We go to this school called Pinkton" said Danny Destructio.

by Dspot October 2, 2004

penitosis

n. 1. the by-product of poor personal hygiene in males, resulting in foul odor emanating from the general genital area. 2. antonym of valitosis.

Buddy didn't wash his balls, crack, or shaft after football practice and ended up with a case of straight penitosis.

by ringerSnags January 20, 2009

piniston

The spot of urine found on the pants of a male after using the restroom. Incognito for penis stain.

"Holy Night!! Bob's piniston looks exactly like South America!"

by Manziatti February 10, 2010