photoshop

A thing for little emos to draw on there selfs with and make there photos look as spacked up as possible

jason rocks girls socksx says: wow hot pic man
dan the dudeyou broke my heart no try and fix it says: yer but it could look soooo much better
jason rocks girls socksx says: how?
dan the dudeyou broke my heart no try and fix it says: photoshop duhh!
jason rocks girls socksx says:omfg yeahhh
dan the dudeyou broke my heart no try and fix itsays: Im gonna draw a broken heart on my cheek
jason rocks girls socksx says: omg thats sad =( but real cute and hot
jason rocks girls socksx says:lets make out
dan the dudeyou broke my heart no try and fix itsays: but your a guy
jason rocks girls socksx says:yea gays so turn girls on
dan the dudeyou broke my heart no try and fix itsays:
oh alright
dan the dudeyou broke my heart no try and fix itsays: after ive photoshoped this pic

by rosesaysyourgay August 9, 2006

photocrapping

Taking crappy photos. Photocrapping.

He is such a bad photographer, he is a photocrapper.
He isn't photographing anything, he is photocrapping.

by WeDoShe September 19, 2010

photoflopping

When one enters photoshop with enough hubris and optimism to try and produce something, only to find after hours of failed attempts that they have got nowhere.

Pat: "Hey, Liam! It's been bad times today! I've been photoflopping hard for 5 hours and now all I wanna do is bury my head in whiskey"

Liam: "Take it easy Pat! Photoflopping is part of life, lets drink some Tyskie, go on a rampage and forget about it!"

by pattersplatter October 1, 2014

Photoship

When you make a photoshopped image of two people you ship.

Kevin: Did you see that Photoship I made of Roë? (Ryan and Zoë)
Nara: Yeah, it was really well done!

by steelyogirl April 27, 2016

Photoshat

A photoshat is when a photoshop job is so badly done that it is extremely noticeable that it is fake.

Did you see Jimmy's pic on insta? His abs are so obviously fake. What a Photoshat!

by SirJustice_ June 7, 2017

photoplopping

v., To retouch an image with the most minimal set of software skills and no artistic sensibilities. Results in an unconvincing composite image that has been very obviously retouched.

n., photoplop

Brenda made a regular habit of photoplopping the same terribly-masked-out image of her head into the background of every one of our group photos posted on social media.

by CO_jcd January 18, 2018

photosharped

When a photo, graph or chart is crudely altered with a sharpie to falsely give the impression a deranged politician is not lying

Only the most deluded of trump cultists gave his photosharped hurricane chart any credence

by YanquiBob September 10, 2019