Pionel Pessi

A name created by insecure madrid fans to discredit the greatest footballer of all time, Lionel Messi. Pay no attention to these fans they are salty that Messi owns that tinpot club

Friend 1- "Haha pionel pessi ghosted"
Friend 2- "The sad outcome of being fatherless"

by Sea050789 May 28, 2021

pessimistic panglossian

one who thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and screwed up as it may be, can't get any better.

She didn't bother to get out of bed anymore, her pessimistic panglossian perspective made life seem pointless.

by sircasey February 15, 2009

Pessy

A mix of passive- aggressive, petty, and messy.

Jessica is fighting with her boyfriend and she's taking her anger out on us. What a pessy bitch

by Hair_Flip January 26, 2018

Pessi

A fellow Argentinian who is famous for missing penalty and known for his famous retirement

My man pessi also known as Eibar man

by anonymous October 30, 2022

Pessi

A term to describe a fraud who is 1 foot 1''. He was in exile in spain due to his father being a german war criminal. He then stayed there for many years with varcelona wining la liga league trophies by paying his lover; the refs. People found out that he was a son of a criminal and went to eating league with pessi saint german. He failed and got carried by turtle. He then went to school shooting league. His team are more dead than norwichman/luxemburgman. he cheated the world cup by paying the refs 1000000000000000000 morbillus dollores. Fifa loves him more than the fefs and always says 'penalty for argentina'; they are as corrupt as North Korea.

Pessi has scored a tap-in after scoring a diving pen against clermont-footy.

by pessinotGOAt June 8, 2023

Pessimistic Penelope

A girl who always thinks things will turn out for the worse.

KPF: "My uniform got stained with gum but I think it will vanish overnight."
HBR: "No it won't."
KPF: "Well I think you're just being a Pessimistic Penelope."

by xenophyler December 14, 2010

Pessimistic

Definition: wendy

Definition of pessimistic: wendy
“our souls are connected and i hear your inner voice and it sings to me”

“NO”

by wendywendywendy111 September 17, 2021