Hottie Per Capita (HPC)

Given the available population, how many are hotties. Also known as the Hottie quotient.

"Wow, check that out. Even the mailwoman is hot."

"Yeah, the Hottie Per Capita (HPC) is high in college towns."

by AdonisTheKingofAllHeSurveys July 4, 2009

BPM (Beats per minute)

The unit used to determine a song's speed, obviously measured by the number of beats in one minute.

For me, 135 BPM is a particularly slow speed. 240 BPM and higher is considered very fast.

by dj gs68 October 22, 2003

nisse-per

Derived from swedish name's nisse and per, created to sound silly. It first appeared during a LAN-gaming night playing Serious Sam where one of the players, playing the pirate, took the name nisse-per.
Later it has become synonym with Kankuro's, from Naruto, doll and the grammatically incorrect "sin kompis" meaning Kankuro.

Nisse-Per och sin kompis sköt potatisar med hagelgevär.(Nisse-Per and his friend shot potatoes with a shotgun.) Note:The intended grammatical error 'SIN kompis' is untranslatable to english.

Nisse-Per will have yer booty!

by Nisse-Per September 22, 2007

joe-per

being crazy,hyper, just like that sexy boy joe jonas

oh my god julie, your so joe-per!

by jaimeelynn February 25, 2008

Kimchi Per Second (KPS)

The relative speed at which a Korean girl moves. The numeric average is 24 KPS. Speeds may vary depending on the situation i.e. KPS may decrease if the Korean girl is drunk.

Dammit we will be late to the club because she is moving at a speed of 24 Kimchi Per Second (KPS)

by PandaJ22 January 13, 2015

barse per square kilometre

the amount of barse per square kilometre, SI UNIT. related to barse vinegar

When Barry and I walked into the club in Amsterdam, the barse per square kilometre was unusally high and we only added to it.

by Johnny Donoghue June 20, 2022

LPP (Likes Per Post)

1. Referring to the average number of likes a facebook user will acquire for a standard post. Calculated as the total number of likes divided by the cumulative number of posts.

2. Social status defined by facebook popularity.

"My LPP (Likes Per Post) like totally went crazy this week after that picture I posted on facebook of me making out with Shakira"

by tobmeister July 7, 2014