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peestipation

Similar to constipation except instead of not being able to pee, you just dont want to.
Person one: "Oh man I really have to pee."
Person two:" Well then go pee."
Person one:" But I'm to comfortable to pee!"
Person two:" Oh, you didn't tell me you had peestipation."
by cleverness April 19, 2009
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peethon

peethon is a fat snake that pees a lot and is a furry that wears a maid outfit
wow can you believe that peethon is only able to be teleported if he wears his maid outfit 👯 ♀️
by the proest of them all February 28, 2021
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peetard

Somone who has to go to the bathroom a lot and/or has a small bladder.
Kayla's such a peetard, she looked like she was about to piss herself when she ran into the bathroom!
by Wail Halls September 3, 2006
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peexting

True story: I saw a guy peexting at the urinal at the John Wayne Airport
by nickgarnett December 4, 2009
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Peefoo

A Peefoo is someone who possesses an overwhelming number of negative qualities, disguised under a false cover of apparently positive traits used to conceal their their lack of security, confidence, intelligence or sense of self-worth.

Peefoos suffer from a drastic shortfall of emotional fitness and psychological strength, manifested through an indulgence in cheap thrills or meaningless antics just to serve as temporary distractions from their deep, painful and neglected problems. As such, they are reactive people who absolve themselves of any form of personal responsibility by blaming anything and everything but themselves.

A Peefoo is generally quick to please or appease. He or she seeks strength from popularity or acceptance, and usually has little courage to express his or her own feelings and convictions, unless they are approved by the social mirror. A Peefoo is easily intimidated by the ego strength of others. and makes decisions based on conformity.

Another common trait in Peefoos includes the suppressing of a lot of feelings, usually due to fear of nonacceptance of their peers, only for them to manifest or come forth later in uglier ways such as disproportionate rage or anger, overreaction to minor provocation, cynicism, usage of manipulative human relation techniques, hypocrisy, escapism, whining, bitching, complaining and blaming.
Circumstances and other people are forcing me to do what I do. I'm not free to choose my own actions. I am a Peefoo.

I am doing this to make everybody happy. I am everyone's friend. I am a Peefoo.
by TheLordofPeefoos August 14, 2011
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peef lumgar

The most exotic and boof flavor one can aquire
Dang is that peef lumgar u silver tounge devil you?
by Jetphly April 17, 2017
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peetsa

This is how "pizza" should be spelled, it makes so much sense when you sound it out too!
Me: I could really use a pizza right now
My Friend: Don't you mean peetsa?
Me: Wow you're right I do mean peetsa, dang autocorrect
by eatsapeetsa July 9, 2019
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