Peefoo 

A Peefoo is someone who possesses an overwhelming number of negative qualities, disguised under a false cover of apparently positive traits used to conceal their their lack of security, confidence, intelligence or sense of self-worth.

Peefoos suffer from a drastic shortfall of emotional fitness and psychological strength, manifested through an indulgence in cheap thrills or meaningless antics just to serve as temporary distractions from their deep, painful and neglected problems. As such, they are reactive people who absolve themselves of any form of personal responsibility by blaming anything and everything but themselves.

A Peefoo is generally quick to please or appease. He or she seeks strength from popularity or acceptance, and usually has little courage to express his or her own feelings and convictions, unless they are approved by the social mirror. A Peefoo is easily intimidated by the ego strength of others. and makes decisions based on conformity.

Another common trait in Peefoos includes the suppressing of a lot of feelings, usually due to fear of nonacceptance of their peers, only for them to manifest or come forth later in uglier ways such as disproportionate rage or anger, overreaction to minor provocation, cynicism, usage of manipulative human relation techniques, hypocrisy, escapism, whining, bitching, complaining and blaming.

Circumstances and other people are forcing me to do what I do. I'm not free to choose my own actions. I am a Peefoo.

I am doing this to make everybody happy. I am everyone's friend. I am a Peefoo.

Peefoo by TheLordofPeefoos August 14, 2011

Peefork 

Strange phenomena of male urination in which the pee spews forth in two different directions. Pissing on the floor is almost guaranteed until it naturally "rights" itself.

"I must have slept on it wrong, woke up and peeforked all over the place"

Peefork by grittz November 18, 2007

peenoose 

A disfigured or non-functioning penis.

bill was diagnosed with a peenoose

peenoose by david flopidonk June 9, 2014

Peewoop 

Created by Dr Mike as a transition through slides.

Dr Mike,"On to the next meme,PEEWOOP"

Peewoop by Dmarketsguy June 16, 2020

Peetoot 

An alternative, yet hilarious, name to call your DICK

"My peetoot is currently pitching a tent."

Peetoot by Thrikal January 25, 2010

peedoo 

When you go number one and number two

Excuse me, I must go peedoo

peedoo by Judy Drayer September 3, 2007

peeformance anxiety 

n. Not being able to pee when other people are around. This can be particularly noticeable in crowded public restrooms and on hiking trips when others are waiting for you to finish peeing.

(Looking back at long line of patrons waiting for your urinal) "Sorry guys, I'm having a little peeformance anxiety here."

peeformance anxiety by Bill Tyrant July 18, 2010