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Friend 1: I’m excited to see you tonight!
Friend 2: What should we bring, Joe did all the Man Planning and I know nothing about the party!
Friend 2: What should we bring, Joe did all the Man Planning and I know nothing about the party!
by Meekerella July 7, 2018
Get the Man Planning mug.When you're just plowing away at some nice christian broad and plant your feets up on the wall and put your arms out with only the fuck holding you up
Ya I was fancy plancin the preacher's daughter and didn't even think of pulling out, plan B is plan A
by Bigdirtydev November 16, 2019
Get the Fancy plancin mug.When one lies in a stiff horizontal position (sometimes naked) on random objects or in random places. Eg) Walls, hedges, fire hydrants, cars, fences, lights, signs, trolleys etc. Usually accompanied by someone who takes a photo and posts it on the internet.
Catherine: dude can we go planking next week end in the city?
Emma: yeah that's MADD! Let's plank on the mcdonalds drive though sign!
Emma: yeah that's MADD! Let's plank on the mcdonalds drive though sign!
by Shrimpyy June 9, 2011
Get the Planking mug.Dude, get out of here I'm plancing!
by Damnyouarecool July 4, 2006
Get the Plancing mug.Planking is a simple yet effective procedure.
When performing a Plank:
1/ You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2/ Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3/ Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4/ You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' will usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.
5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6/ Every Plank that is captured must be named.
When performing a Plank:
1/ You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2/ Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3/ Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4/ You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' will usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.
5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6/ Every Plank that is captured must be named.
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