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pageant dad

a dad who prepares his daughters for interviews i.e. college interviews or job appointments
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"
ugh John McKenzie is such a pageant dad, he told me splash some cold water on my face to liven my skin.
by yung bunkbed February 7, 2018
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pagan holiday

A holiday that a religion says it happened during that time but didn't happen even close to where that said religion is saying is happening.
Christmas is a pagan holiday due to the song "We Three Kings" says that they travel from China, Japan, North Korea and South Korea area.
by Commander8750 December 22, 2018
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parmanbir

Someone who wanted to be urbaned on JackSucksAtLife.
parmanbir: Please urban me
by KUPECZKA September 5, 2020
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Paiman

It is a Persian name, and it means promise.
There is a saying that whoever has this name always keeps his words.
by salamkhoobi November 24, 2021
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Pagan Plunder

Two or more Pagans having sex at the same time.
Hey Yennefer wanna join us for the Pagan plunder at my husband's house ?
by Wonderbread28 January 7, 2022
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Pagan Salsa

An amalgamation of various bodily fluid; Mung, Jenkem, Arby's explosion, Vile vitrile bile, A bohemian rhapshitty splashed onto freshly paved tar producing a mirage of shit.

A mass effect of crones. Pagan Salsa with cheese cheese sauce.
These normies are pagan salsa. When I finish..... Pagan salsa..... This fucking planet...... Pagan salsa.
by Sir Hoovington Esquire April 28, 2023
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Pagan's Lent

The period time between the last day of Mardi Gras and St. Patrick's Day when nonreligious people give up something, sometimes alcohol or drugs. A time for a brief body cleanse. Done to fulfill a spiritual need or to have something to share at work with friends and the more devout. Not meant to disparage actual pagans.
Phil: Hey do you want to go get some drinks and hit the clubs later;

Ralph: I'll go out but I'm not drinking for Pagan's Lent. I'll take a johnny though...
by Pbnjam January 21, 2007
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