Offended by Nothing

In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.

"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"

"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."

"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."

"What assholes."

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022

Sexually Offended

Being sexually offended is someone assuming your sexuality by talking about it and you getting offended when you don’t want someone to mention it.

“You’re so confused about your sexuality.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Stop getting so sexually offended!”

by ThatOneGayPeraon June 3, 2019

offended

When someone is offended, they feel like a criticized child, although real children are typically criticized 500 times as often and severe; the deep sense of inadequacy and anger you feel about being disciplined, as you sometimes lie in bed playing on the phone and wasting your life, or when you are doing so.

- You've offended me.
- You should have an attitude of learning and improve your life.

by Porkifiable January 22, 2025

Sex offender

Ur neighbour

My neighbour is a sex offender

by Urlocalhoebitch April 11, 2021

Offended

A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.

*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*

Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!

*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*

Person 2: You're an idiot.

by steammustachio February 9, 2021

first offenders

A group of minors who have received criminal charges but got off with a warning. Basically the luckiest of all pricks

I don't know how those first offenders did it but they got off on all charges

by Nickthenigger February 16, 2017

sex offender

A person that illegally has sex with people

Person one: Haven't you heard that the guy next door is a sex offender?

Person two: Your uncle lives next door to me.

by Anonymous2169lol February 10, 2024