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by longestnameintheworldlolyeahno February 23, 2021
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offendipated

So buttburt about something you become constipated.
The Starbucks barista got my name wrong again, now I can't use the bathroom, I'm offendipated.
by B-G-H November 9, 2022
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no offence

A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.
"no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
by Skryko December 5, 2019
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Sex Offender Sandwich

When your neighbors to your left and right are both sex offenders.
My friend just got this sick new house... too bad he's in a sex offender sandwich.
by JonKellog April 25, 2021
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In my offense

Something that is so bad that there is no defending it.
I drank milk that expired two days ago. In my offense, it was the only gallon of milk left and I already poured my cereal.
by thatweirdkidhere October 19, 2019
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No Offence

Making fun of someone, but telling them to get mad.
With saying No Offence:
Mike:Hey Bob
Bob: What?
Mike: No Offence dude, but your mom is fat.
Bob: oh its cool

Without saying No Offence:
Mike: Hey bob
Bob:what?
Mike:your mom is fat
Bob: OH HELL NO, YOUR ASS IS GRASS
by Scrooge McFucks Honey Bin January 9, 2011
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Offended

Spoiler alert to anyone that hasn't been on the page yet:
A rather "interesting" page on Encyclopedia Dramatica that starts off pretty innocent, but takes a dark turn pretty quickly, with pictures ranging from harlequin babies to gory dead bodies to freaky bugs, and at the end a classic picture of George Bush. Once you've scrolled down to the bottom of the page, you see a certificate qualifying you to live in the United States. Hooray! :D

Honestly, since i'm a screwed up individual, I didn't really mind seeing the content this page has, except for those GODDAMN BUGS! UGH!
I was just on a page about Asperger's and saw a disclaimer at the top of the page telling me if I was offended to click on the word and slowly scroll down. It was like 11:00 PM at night when I first saw this page today.......Sleeping is for the weak anyways.
by EpicCollision October 31, 2017
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