October 5

the day when the absolute omnipotent powers were born

you were born on October 5th. All hail the leader.

by tblr November 10, 2019

October 16

Over 100 years ago today… a legend was born.

Robert E.O. Speedwagon, founder of the speedwagon foundation, born October 16, 1863.
He is known for his incredible charm, personality, and good looks. It is impossible to dislike speedwagon.
He is also the most powerful being in the universe, and a rich oil tycoon owner. Let us now take a moment to appreciate Robert E.O. speedwagon.

Cool guy 1: “did you know that today (October 16) is international speedwagon day?”

Cool guy 2: “dude, I had no idea! Let’s go celebrate speedwagon”

by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023

Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.

OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019

29 October

You are really special and you are the best I wish you the best bday ever my g.

29 October happy bday Ali my g

by Yahtnrndnjejebrbrbr August 6, 2021

October 22

the day the best freaking person was born. the person born on this day has the BEST sense of style and a great sense of humor. they’re the type of person to send actually good memes

She’s born on October 22? She must be a pretty cool gorl😎

by supercoolfriend October 21, 2019

October 19

October 19 is the best day of the year for everyone. it can be grab ass day, gay day, etc. but if it’s your birthday, you are perfect. you’re beautiful, hot, smart, thick, fine, etc. . if you are born on october 19, you are a libra ♎️! (the best sign). congratulations libra!!

“Bro she must be born on October 19 because she is fine as fuck!”

by queen alexandria hoes October 27, 2019

October 30

There’s enough “give a girl your sweatshirt” days in the year. October 30th is the day all students will go to school dressed as teletubbies and everyone has to act like it’s normal.

Person 1: What teletubbie are you being on October 30th?
Person 2: the red one obviously

by idekwhatimdoingonheresksksk October 29, 2019