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Newsomed

Verb. To sleep with your good friend and campaign manager's wife, be an unabashed alcoholic (by showing up at a dying policeman's bedside totally wasted) and still look damn good doing it. (Also helps if you once authorized same sex marriages in your city).
I can't believe I just won the election for mayor! This town is going to get Newsomed!
by Gavin Newsom March 9, 2007
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Gavin Newsom

a cruel and oppressive ruler, who hates the United States constitution, and civil rights. Also, who closes down churches during covid, and lets gay strip clubs, and his winery stay open.
Gavin Newsom was appalled that he had to listen to the bill of rights when making his tyrannical laws.
by TheLoaners October 17, 2023
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Pulling a Newmy

An expression used when a man is fortunate enough to hook-up with a mother and daughter right after each other. This usually occurs when both parties are inebriated.
Did you see Mark spitting game over there with Mrs. Martinez and her daughter? I think he's trying to pull a Newmy.

Pulling a Newmy is always better when the dad/husband watches.
by Tommy Roach July 6, 2010
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Newmon

A Newmon is an individual that is usually brown. He is normally found in a hut filled with smoke, playing a middle-eastern board game until the death of his opponent. He also enjoys billiards... often he will get upset and yell "bok choy" when an asian female beats him.
"What happened?" One word... Newmon"
by mama hooks February 3, 2010
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Newmarket Jambalaya

Typically occurs when a girl is going down on you, and she inadvertently gags while sucking on your balls. While gagging, her gag reflex causes her to regurgitate and throw up on your package as you cum; and in the process, cannot stop cumming during ejaculation.
DB 1: "So what happened last night with that Biddy you took home from Libby's?"

DB 2: "Well, she started polishing my knob, then started going off on my plumbs."

DB 1: "And...."

DB 2: "...and I basically ended up with the ole' Newmarket Jambalaya......."

DB 1: "Oh Shit!. Hey man, same thing happened to me last week. No harm done."
by Hession April 20, 2011
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Newover

Noun: A new dish created from multiple leftovers that supersede the deliciousness of the original said leftovers... Both homemade and purchased foods can be utilizes for a Newover. Components of a Newover can include a new food item, but the majority of items need to be from leftovers. Also referred to as "kitchen sink cooking"; as in taking everything on hand, except for the kitchen sink and making a meal.
My Newover salad tonight was awesome! My leftover basic iceberg salad from a pizza place + cold homemade fried chicken + some extra veggies I had from yesterday's dinner + honey mustard and vidallia onion dressing = DAMN GOOD EATS!
by Jen-uh-fur August 19, 2011
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Newcombise

I wanna newcombise the shit out of you!
by AD1503 January 15, 2013
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