NejiNaru

The cmpletely hot pairing of Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuuga Neji from Naruto. Neji as seme, Naruto as uke. This will never be cannon but, dang it's freakin' hot!And if you ever piss off a NejiNaru fangirl I would suggest running, far far away and as fast as you can to hide in some unamed country until they forget you exist.

OMG! Did you read that new NejiNaru fic _____ posted last night?!?!

It was freakin' amazing!

by NejiNaruFanGirl001 June 14, 2010

Nevigator

A person who is terrible with any kind of directions, even with google maps in hand they find a way to get lost, showing up late to everything.

Never + Navigator = Nevigator

'Hey everyone, sorry I'm late... Got lost somehow.'

'WTF dude, you're such a Nevigator.'

by J.Manstrong October 12, 2015

Neinstein

(From German) nein "no" + Stein "stone, jewel"

Antonym of "Einstein" as relates in general to "genius". Not smart. Lacking intelligence. Dumb as a box of rocks. 0 < IQ < 1.

Did you know that Albert Einstein is rumored to have had a cousin who was as dumb as Albert was smart? Friedrich "Freddy" Neinstein.

Watch out for that guy around here. He may be a boss, but he's a real Neinstein!

by Puddintan3 March 7, 2017

neoing

The act of bending backwards and dodging bullets like Neo.

Delmon proceeded to tilt himself backwards, Neoing the Nerf Darts with absolute ease. The second he snapped back into an upright position he fired on the Specialist.

by GappyGap May 14, 2020

scotty neville

Australian slang for a loner, loser, antisocial type.
S'got no friends, never will.
Scotty neville.

Where's damo? Man i haven't seen that guy in ages.

-He still at home smoking bongs by himself..... don't hold your breath, he aint coming.

What a scotty neville.

by captain sick April 2, 2010

Robert Nevilis

Robert Nevilis was a Nazi scientist who, in 1905, invented the torture method known as "homework". He invented this specially for children because he liked to see dumb kids get even dumber. He has been rated by countless historians as a candidate for the worst and most evil human to have ever lived, as his infamous torture devices are still used by his employees today.

Tommy: I have homework, and it's all Robert Nevilis' fault!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 14, 2021

Nevan

A person who is a king, leader of the dicks, no one shall dare challenge him as his dick is too powerful for anyone to handle. He rules all mankind and owns all the porn industry. Be careful one wrong move and your dick gets tortured in ways you couldn't even imagine.

Don't fuck with Nevan or he will personally take your dick and make you fuck yourself.

by RealShitKillenIt August 18, 2017