Poca-Hawt-ness

Related to "Pocahontas", as when portrayed by Q'Orianka Kilcher. Derived from the related term "hawt."

Garth: if you were a Native American girl, you'd be Poca-hawt-ness...
Wayne: She can't be Poca-Hawt-ness; Q'Orianka Kilcher already is.
Garth:party time! excellent!

by D-spot July 30, 2008

pe-ness

an insane kickass mother fucker from Port Elizabeth in South Africa with huge breasts and is slightly crazy who carries around a pocket knife to kill anybody who disses PE.

its amy barclay and kelly thompson.. flip, they're so gangster.. look how big their pe-ness is
you cant handle my pe-ness

by rainbow monkey July 14, 2011

-ness

A super nifty thing to add on to any word (or name!) at all (and I do mean any).

Hotness, sweetness, w00tness, loveliness, paperness, wordness, lemurness, nessness, arghness, eekness, Katyness, Draconess, Harryness, usness.

by Lexi December 26, 2003

Nessie

A guy who says he has a big penis, but there is no proof that it exists.

That guy must be a nessie, he claims to have a big one, but he can't get a girl.

by kir3d May 4, 2010

Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.

Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

loch ness monster

40-foot-high girl-scout after my t'ree-fi'ty. Once captured by Mr. Burns to win back popularity.

Did I ever tell you about the time I saw the Loch Ness Monster?

by B-Drac November 15, 2003

Nessy

Having sex with the same gender, because they look like your friend.

Boy that could have gotten real Nessy back there.

by Doomos October 8, 2005