musketbutt

The action of eating something that upsets your stomach, and makes you shit everything you had before and up until that meal, out.

I ate that burrito from el gran charro, and I have a wicked case of musketbutt. I'm pretty sure I saw raw oatmeal from breakfast, in the bowl.

by HawtDogs July 25, 2016

Musketing

Taking laxatives via suppository (like musket gunpowder) and loading in a projectile, once you shit your guts out the projectile launches

Mu-sket-ing :

I musketed a cat

Do you have musketing insurance?

by Notachav69 May 11, 2021

Musket

Metaphorical weapon of choice for Mormon leaders when defending “traditional marriage” from the gays and liberal elites.

“I would like to hear a little more musket fire from BYU …when defending marriage as the union of a man and a woman.” —Current Mormon Apostle

by jph3 September 2, 2021

Frosted Musketeer

After cumming up your girl's poop shute, she shits out a frost covered turd.

My girl left a Frosted Musketeer on my roommate's pillow.

by brewdogg December 27, 2009

nut musket

Penis

She took a shot to the face from my nut musket.

by jcstreetz April 4, 2016

Reverse Musket

A Reverse Musket is the act of removing an object that is stuck by getting another object stuck in the same manner and compacting both objects by force and is typically referred to when unclogging a toilet by re-clogging with a secondary object and plunging vigorously until a fountain of water is formed.

Jerry, "We've got a water leak somewhere. Must be a burst pipe."

Tom, "Nah... The upstairs neighbors pulled off a Reverse Musket last night."

by itsmy1stsmokebreak April 7, 2019

Chedder Musket

The butt hole.

My freind snuck up on me last night and opened fire on me with his Chedder Musket.

by BigBrown June 17, 2020