mortero

A graned launcher that is made of fireworks

It can kill you
It is illegal in Nicaragua

Watch out for the mortero

by NOT RUCHO November 26, 2018

Mortem Metallum

A Roblox game, where you pick a weapon (Most weapons are medieval, Except for the Chainsaw) and fight others. The game mostly is filled with toxic 7 - 13 year olds who spam "ez" "trash" "bad" and also have anger issues. The other types of mortem metallum players are teamers, chainsaw users (Chainsaw users are the most toxic), Kanabo users (Also mostly toxic), trash talkers (Obviously toxic), targetters, and people who just wanna play the game and be nice (Which are not 7 - 13 year olds)

Toxic Mortem Metallum Player 1: "EZ ur bad so garbage"
Toxic Mortem Metallum Player 2: "Nah, ur trash bc you spam"
Toxic Mortem Metallum Player 1: "Who asked?"

by PREDOVIAK15 August 18, 2021

Morbed

Absolutely beating the shit out of your wife.

Person 1: *heavily breathing like after slapping the monkey* Yo, I just morbed.
Person 2:What the hell does that mean?
Person 1:I just beat the shit out of my wife

by Penismonke42069 June 13, 2022

Morsed up

The act of going to the local dive bar to engage in heavy day drinking , to the point of being incoherent

Hey guys lets head over to overtime and get morsed up, we will have to be careful not to get a McPeak .

by Ronald bartel August 19, 2013

morede

the dark master of sex. year 7 girls panties drop at the sight of his shit side-burns. normally goes by the name of Lester short for molester. RAPE is his catch fraise and women just can get enough of that dark chocolate bod.

Faye: Mo is so hot
Mo- master of sex

Mo- absolute shagger

morede- dark chocolate

by alexia06 May 5, 2021

Mortega

The name of a towering beast akin to Godzilla. Although he exists in an alternate reality, if he were to visit the realm of Godzilla, he would surely punk him. He is described by those who have seen him as being 600 feet tall and sharp as a knife. In appearance, he is similar to that of an armadillo with praying mantis hands. His somewhat transparent digestive tract shows the slowly decaying victims that are dissolving in his toxic stomach acid.

1. Oh crap... here comes Mortega. It's time to fight for your life.

2. In a straight up one-on-one fisticuffs, Mortega would take Godzilla out Cro-Cop took out Bob Sapp.

by Brian Snakes Alive July 25, 2006

Mortdale

hard cunts down at the docks dealing by the tonn. Rootin bitches 50 by 50

by Marty July 25, 2003