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Mort takes

When a football take is so bad that there’s no definition to describe it
Camavinga is better then gavi
Stop with the mort takes bro
by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023
mugGet the Mort takesmug.

Chao shuriken morte

What you say when the police dribble you into and out of the gulags for entertainment and torture you Les invasion de incompetant
Chao shuriken morte is a endless cycle that's caused by Homewood health center Canada building a Jewish ghetto downtown Guelph Ontario
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
mugGet the Chao shuriken mortemug.

geed mort

some who is both a geed and a mort

geed: non-greek affiliated college student
they usually bash on greek life, yet are jealous of greek life students and try to get into their parties

mort: an individual with low intelligence that sort of meanders around with that lead paint stare
i.e. npc, bot
Look at that indian kid playing ultimate frisbee on the quad. what a geed mort!
by loncapa January 30, 2024
mugGet the geed mortmug.

mort

-likes king juliens feet
-is hot
-yeah
“MORT STOP TOUCHING MY FEET😡😡😕🤨”
-king julien
by mouthbreater July 5, 2021
mugGet the mortmug.

Morte Warrior

Someone who wears cowboy hats and is incredibly cool.
Part of the Cowboy Trio, composed of Kalzar, Mikau, and Morte Warrior.
by Kalzar September 27, 2007
mugGet the Morte Warriormug.

Mort in cada

To be dead in the tub = To be dead drunk, in Romanian.
Last night Andrei was dead in the tub.

Aseara butu Andrei era mort in cada.
by Costescu M⛤ria May 23, 2024
mugGet the Mort in cadamug.

Jonny Mort

The ruler of the motherfucking kinder gems and has a true passion for the queen (cherokee).
Jonny Mort will rule da' world!
by M45H December 22, 2018
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