Thee Molestee

To look up a sexual predator, go to his/her house, and wait to be taken advantage of!

Jimmy still hasn't come back after he decided to test out Thee Molestee!

by hands_Free_Hanky May 23, 2009

crust molester

One who makes pizza.

People at Pizza Hut are crust molester

by crustmolester4ever February 14, 2010

Testicle Molester

A He, he/she or she whom runs around squeezing others testicles to the point of extreme pain, they have a look in their victim's eyes an assume they are enjoying it and then proceed to squeeze harder.

This is not pleasurable to the male reproductive organ, it is in fact a potential hazard risk to the seed of fertility and the seed of joy (wink wink).
We ask that you would NOT do this.
And If you feel you may be guilty of Testicle Molesting....
YOU BE NICE AND THINK TWICE ABOUT SQUEEZING OUR NUTS !!!!

See that chick, she's a right Testicle Molester

by Inverkeithing June 15, 2011

Kitten molesting butt fuckers

why the fuck did you even search this?

Kitten molesting butt fuckers are tasty and horny.

by idiotdortyknees August 19, 2015

Molest

When a bike shop owner touches or forces others to act out sexual fantasies with him.

I want you two kids to scream real loud at my ass.

by magichands8 January 6, 2004

Molestache

A certain type of moustache worn by people who either are or will be on a list of local sex offenders.

"Dude look at Captain Crunch's molestache, he totally touches children."

by the cotck August 20, 2009

molesting the monkey

Much like choking the chicken, or stroking the salami.

Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were
sleeping.

Person: You are one sick fuck.

by Hitlers Private September 20, 2005