A Minge Teasing Bastard

Someone or something that commonly stimulates a woman's sex-drive without leading her to orgasm.

Johnny rubbed his hand against my minge, but he wouldn't finger me, therefore he is a Minge Teasing Bastard

by The Evil Biscuit of D00m June 11, 2006

mined in

When work just seems to cave in all around you...sometimes literally as witnessed in Utah.

Ohh fuck me...I'm totally mined in with all this work!

Or

Fuck, what's the deal with all this dirt?!

by Mike234234234 August 30, 2007

Mingdinged

When a female(usually a female named Ming)wets on her hand and runs it up a hairy guy's thigh

Did you hear what happened to Stephen Detwiler?!?! He was Mingdinged!!

by Stephen Detwiler May 12, 2008

mingermorphosis

Describes the unfortunate transition by many women from eighteen-year old nubiles into ugly, sweaty, fat, pram-faced mingers with bingo wings. If it's going to happen it usually does by the age of 35. However, it can happen straight out of adolescence, particularly for townies (British trailer trash equivalent).

Mingermorphosis is often the result of watching daytime television, a sedentry life-style and marriage. It is widely believed a pre-requisite for entrance into the audience of Trisha, Jerry Springer, and similar waste-of-space chat show programmes.

Mingermorphosis can be a by-station on the way to becoming an oxygen thief.

"Kirsty Alley used to be really hot before her mingermorphosis"

by thewilster October 18, 2004

Minger

Although now more commonly used to define an extremely visually challanging appearance, the word minger originally came from scottish gaelic, meaning 'septic vagina'.

Now often used by chavs all over Britain to define anything remotely disgusting

Eurgh look Shaz, thats right minging, innit?

by random aardvark April 19, 2005

Minge

The Female Vagina;
Originally From Old German and Pronounced Minger, with a hard G ; it has travelled through all the European Nations Via Migration of Populations through the ages.

" All men come out of a minge on the first day of their Life and then they (nearly all) spend the rest of their lives trying to get into one. "

by Cyril Squirrel April 7, 2007

smelly minge

Her fanny smelt like Grimsby ona warm day

by Anonymous October 20, 2003