texas mickey

Big ass bottles of liquor sold at Canadian liquor stores. Comes in CC Rye, Bacardi Rum, Crown Royal and Absolut Vodka. $100 for 3 Litres (almost a gallon)

joe: whadya wanna do tonite?
bob: lets get a texas mickey and some hoes
joe: dude i'm sick of your mom

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

mockets

Pockets in pants or any type of clothing that are just for looks. May also be pockets that have been sewn shut. Many blazers and sport coats sold in stores have the pockets sewn shut to deter theives. Womens pants often have what looks to be pockets but are actually just stitching representing a pocket, however upon further inspection an actual pocket is not there.

Jenn "Hey sweety can you hold on to my keys for me??"
Scott "Why dont you put them in your pocket?""
Jenn "These arent pockets, they are sewn shut."
Scott "I hate you damn mockets!!!"

by froogle_jimmy May 19, 2007

Mickey Hart

One of the two drummers for the Grateful Dead. He joined the Dead in 1967, but he left in 1971 due to the disgraceful actions of his father. Lenny Hart, his father, had stolen over $50,000 from the band using his position as the band's manager to steal it. In 1975, Mickey rejoined the band for good. He has worked on many solo projects after the band broke up in 1995 when Jerry Garcia died.

His best work with the Dead is probably the song "Drums," a drum solo by him and Bill Kreutzmann, with electrifying percussion.

Mickey played a sick Drums last night.

by Hay!!! June 3, 2005

king mickey

the king of disney castle in the hit game "Kingdom Hearts"..

king mickey is A mouse with a over sized key..

by shadix August 19, 2006

Mickeal

Some idiot who thought it be cool to describe themselves on Urban Dictionary.

Mickeal I'm ho-God dammit how many times did I tell you not to write about yourself on Urban Dictionary.

by BeeShrekTest in the House January 28, 2017

dipping mickey

The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey's Malt Liquor. Then squat and headstand.

That queer who was dipping mickey at the orgy had to check into the emergency room.

by England phi beta gamma June 10, 2008

Mickey D's

McDonald's

by Anonymous April 11, 2003